Wednesday, August 12, 2009

KERJA..KERJA..KERJA

agak menarik untuk dikongsi kat sini..so lps baca, cuba tengok ade tak situation korang sama dengan mana2 situation kat bawah ni? renung2 kan dan selamat bekerja!

You know you work in Corporate if ...

1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket.
3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
4) You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
5) You learn about your layoff on CNN.
6) Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
7) Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
8) You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
9) Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World
countries' annual budgets combined.
10) It's dark when you drive to and from work.
11) Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
12) "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
13) You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
14) Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
15) Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
16) Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
17) You're already late on the assignment you just got.
18) Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
19) Your boss' favorite lines are "When you get a few minutes", "In your spare time",
"When you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
20) Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".

p/s: entry dalam ke-busy-an. hhehehehhe selamat bekerja!


4 tukang karut:

kerol said...

khwin la cepat..nnt dok rumah jaga anak je..xyah tensen2 ngn ofis lg..hehe

Kak Ungku Betty said...

Can I add 5 more?

21. The word 'workaholic' becomes common to you.

22. In the corporate world, office politics and hidden agendas are becoming 'a weird business plan'.

23. To climb up your corporate ladder WORK SMART & HARD always.

24. Don't bother to have a boyfriend 'cos you are so attached and fell in love with your WORK!

25. Bonus is heaven!

~PakKaramu~ said...

Salam ramadan al mubarak

~salwaredzuan~ said...

kerol,
kawin pon nnt pening ngn kerenah husband n anak plak..heheheh but i reli enjoy my current job now.. nak kawen duit pon tarak..hahahaha

kak ungku,
lucky the compnay tht im working with is just a small company n politic is wayyy too far frm our hidden agenda..n im the only legal exec here..so takde laa nk tunjuk bagus for appraisal smp kena pijak org lain..masing2 buat kerja masing2 je kat sini..so far, everything is reli fine here..

pakkaramu,
salam ramadhan pada anda juga

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